Let’s admit it men; there’s nothing better than seeing a hot chick ripping it up on the slopes. When a man sees a girl hit a jump and stale fish grab, it gives us goosebumps. Why is it that men are so attracted to snowboard bunnies? Here are 5 reasons why snow bunnies are the sexiest women on the planet.
BUNNIES ARE NOT AFRAID OF A BRUISE
Most normal girls usually don’t want to fall down or get a scratch, heaven forbid they broke something. Snowboard bunnies don’t give a hoot. They’ll hurl themselves down that mountain at any cost just to feel the wind in their face.
BUNNIES ARE BEAUTIFUL YET DEADLY
If us men are not careful, bunnies can make you look like a loser. They can love you one minute and leave you in their snow dust the next. Keep an eye out for these ladies, because they’re pretty like a rose but will get you with a thorn.
BUNNIES ARE INCREDIBLY ATHLETIC
No one can deny that an athlete that is good condition looks great. Snowboarding is no different. In order to do all these rotations, a snowboarder must have an extremely well strengthened core section as well as defined arms for swing weight as well as powerful legs for air. All this combined makes for an excellent look.
BUNNIES ARE INTERESTED IN WHAT WE MEN ARE INTERESTED IN
There’s nothing like seeing a woman enjoying what you love to do. I’m not sure about the psychology behind it but there is something about combining two things you love, like pizza and bagels, and making something twice as nice out of it.
BUNNIES ENHANCE THE SCENERY
When you take the lift to the top of the mountain and see that beautiful, mountainous view. The only thing that could make it better is to have a beautiful snowboard bunny by your side. Bunnies help guys appreciate the little things in nature instead of the way we usually see it; at 50 MPH in one big blur.